DIE PALE SCUM

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

(via the-gay-side-of-me)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

But unless the person sitting next to you starts staring at your crotch (and even then it’d be relatively hard to notice), nobody will notice you have a boner because the dick doesn’t just go straight up when it’s got the underwear and the jeans keeping it “down”.

(Source: nizzlekicks, via pizza)

englishsnow:

 coolhandluke

(via the-p-atient)

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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(via ruinedchildhood)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via kindapalebutnot)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via pizza)